Warning: This post is a parody. Some things are exaggerated, so don't take them too seriously.
I'm not sure how high the probability of finding your spouse in normal colleges is, but in Christian colleges I should be sure it's above normal. Lol. I'm not here to give dating advice - cause a single girl can't exactly do that. Just painting a picture.
It is rumored that 78% of students who attend Calvin College find their lifelong partners here at Calvin before their senior year. While about only 45% of them get married or engaged before their senior year, others get married after graduation. It was also noticed that out of the remaining 22%, about 8% of the people end up still marrying Calvin students, having not dated during their time at Calvin.
Here's a little video to give you more insight.
To an extent that video has a lot of truth, like if you haven't gone on a Calvin walk yet, are you guys really together?
Anyway, you should come to Calvin to find out more! You have a higher chance of finding your spouse, so why not give it a try?
This could be you by your senior year.
Enjoy your weekend!